MyFreeCopyright.com Registered & Protected
general teenage angst




watchtheskytonight:

diannaluvslea:

sillylittleshoteka:

spontaneousfangasm:

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware



directioners-are-not-on-fire:

This is the best transformation ever

directioners-are-not-on-fire:

This is the best transformation ever



alizdurshoe:

bootycaller:

today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for halloween

well quidditch just got awkward





slutwhat:

d-a-i-s-yc-h-a-i-n-s:

What did she do? She let fucking go. How could you even let go of this man, I would be gripping on for dear life

omFG I CANT STAND WHEN PEOPLE DONT UNDERSTAND THE MEANING BEHIND THIS LINE, HE DOESNT MEAN DONT LET GO OF MY HAND, HE MEANS NEVER LET GO OF WHAT THEY HAD OMFG I SWEAR

slutwhat:

d-a-i-s-yc-h-a-i-n-s:

What did she do? She let fucking go. How could you even let go of this man, I would be gripping on for dear life

omFG I CANT STAND WHEN PEOPLE DONT UNDERSTAND THE MEANING BEHIND THIS LINE, HE DOESNT MEAN DONT LET GO OF MY HAND, HE MEANS NEVER LET GO OF WHAT THEY HAD OMFG I SWEAR



thestruttingdead:

gardenburger:

gardenburger:

hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.

no im not kidding we need to talk about this

#are you implying what i think you are



maliciousmelons:

i hate when i cant tell if someone is human or if theyre dancer



iamtonysexual:

hausereiring:

roxion:

you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times

and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice

image



steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.